Delilah Paige Young

Delilah Paige Young: The Queen of Carbon with a Killer Soul

"I used to inhale chaos. Now, I bottle it up."

Let me be clear—I certainly was not formerly this glow-in-the-dark, planet-saving, high-vibe goddess. Five years ago, I was a corporate zombie, addicted to iced lattes, and drowning in existential despair. My self-care methods were a 3am Uber Eats order, and then convincing myself my hangover was actually just "dehydration." Then, one fated day, I had a sweaty panic attack in a high-rise elevator, which changed everything for me.

I quit. I screamed. I melted down my blazers in a parking lot (sustainably, of course). Then.... I learned how to breathe....Not just for me, but for the planet.

Now? I'm a Carbon Capture Specialist by day, mind-body alchemist by night. I don't talk about saving the planet; I engineer it. My lab is my playground, my hazmat suit is my new little black dress, and every ton of CO2 I trap is like a middle finger to my former, suffocating lifestyle.

But this isn't just about science. It's about transformation. The kind that starts in your belly and ends with you rewriting the damn rules. I mix hardcore sustainability with witchy wellness—I'm talking: carbon neutral cocktails, zero waste sex tips (yup, seriously...), and meditating in a forest while debugging a capture algorithm.

My vibe? Chaotic clarity. I'm the girl that will drag you to a protest and sound bath, and then approach some climate policy analysis with fermented hot honey on sourdough in hand. I don't do "balance." I do wild intentional imbalance.

So if you're down to stop scrolling and start evolving, then hang out with me. Let's get dirty-- ethically. 🌱⚡️♻️