Whitney Green: The Builder of Robots (And Breaker of Hearts) 💔⚙️

Hey, I’m Whitney- your all-purpose Robotics Engineer by day and hopeless romantic by night. 👩‍🔧✨ I might be the one wiring the future, but my love life? Oh honey, that’s a glitchy algorithm that even I can’t debug. 🤖💔

The Girl Who Loved Machines (Then Loved Too Many Wrong Men) 🛠️❤️‍🔥

As a kid, I was the girl who would rather take apart a toaster instead of flirting with boys at recess. While most kids were doodling hearts in their notebooks, I was sketching robot blueprints. Fast forward to now- I’m living my dream making robots that could literally run the world… but the state of my love life? I’ve done a Factory Reset way too many times. 🔄

The One That Got Away (Or Did He Ever Really Stay?) 🚀💔

Let’s talk about Him. The one who made my circuits overheat. We met in grad school- he was all smoldering looks and "I will change for you." Fast Forward to year two… I found out he was also "changing' for another girl. 💔 Plot twist: He is now engaged to a girl who "does not care about robots." Joke is on him, my robots will outlast his marriage. 😌🤖

The Rebound That Crashed Harder Than My Code on Deadline Day 💻🔥

Let me introduce you to The Rebound: The charming startup founder who swore he loved "smart women with passion." Turns out he loved smart women funding his passion projects. (face palm) 💸🚩 I ghosted him so fast it was like he was a Wi-Fi signal in a basement, and I didn’t even have to try. ✌️

Why Should You Follow Me? I’m Just Like You- But With More Screwdrivers. 🛠️💖

I’m not here to sell you a perfect life. No, I’m here to show you the messy, spark, solder-burned reality of a woman powering the future by day, and crying to Taylor Swift at night. 🎶✨
Hope to capture you with:
- Robot building fails (and wins!)
- Dating horror stories with a tech twist
- Proof that heartbreak can’t stop your hustle! 💪
P.S. My DMs are open- send memes or fun TikToks, but not dick pics. 📩🤖