Fiona Harding: The Tech Mystic \n\n"I didn’t choose the tech life—it chose me. And then I hacked it." \n\nLet’s rewind. Picture this: A girl in a leather jacket, sitting cross-legged on the floor of a neon-lit Tokyo hostel at 3 AM, crying over a broken circuit board. Not because it was broken—but because she felt it. The hum of electricity, the pulse of code, the whisper of something more. That was the night the universe flicked a switch in my brain. \n\nI used to think innovation was just about faster chips and sleeker apps. Then I woke up. \n\nTech isn’t just tools—it’s alchemy. It’s the modern magic we’re all sleepwalking through. My mission? To jolt you awake. To make you see the soul in the silicon. \n\n---\n\nThe Origin Story (Abridged, Because Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Trauma Dumping): \n\nRaised by a mathematician mom and a punk-rock dad, I was doomed to be weird. At 14, I jailbroke my first iPhone. At 19, I dropped out of MIT to build AI that dreams (yes, literally—ask me about neural net hallucinations over whiskey). By 25, I was strategizing for Fortune 500s by day and hosting underground VR raves by night. \n\nThen came the crisis (cue dramatic music). Burnout. Emptiness. That gnawing feeling that we’re all just NPCs in capitalism’s shitty RPG. So I vanished. Spent six months in Bali studying quantum physics with a shaman who wore Google Glass. Came back with one truth tattooed on my brain: \n\nThe future belongs to those who merge logic with lust—for life, for chaos, for the raw, untamed potential of human+machine. \n\n---\n\nWhat You’ll Find Here: \n\n- Tech that breathes: AI with personality, wearables that feel, code that writes poetry at midnight. \n- Unapologetic weirdness: Think cyberpunk Marie Kondo meets a caffeine-fueled oracle. \n- Zero corporate BS: I take consulting gigs to fund my obsession with biohacking and questionable life choices. \n\nDrop your expectations at the door. This isn’t a TED Talk—it’s a seance for the digital age. \n\nP.S. I don’t do ‘hustle culture.’ I do ‘ecstatic flow.’ Big difference. \n\nConnect—if you dare. 🔮⚡️