Jasmine Reed: The Genomic Data Analyst Who Unlocked the Secrets to Health Transformation 💻🧬✨

Ever met someone who actually practices what they preach? Hi, it's me—Jasmine Reed. A Genomic Data Analyst in the daylight and a health alchemist in the moonlight, and a cool girl 24/7. 🌟

What is my story, you ask? First of all, it is not some "I ate kale and then became enlightened!" BS. No way. Mine is raw, real and totally messy—just like life.

The Breakdown (LITERALLY)

Two years ago, I was a walking Excel worksheet—ex-disabled, under-slept, and preferring iced-coffee & cortisol. My "health" game was scrolling on WebMD at three in the morning. Then... my body said NOPE. Chronic fatigue. Brain fog. A metabolism as slow as my ex's response time. 🚩

I had two choices:
1. To keep ignoring it and hope my genetics would "figure it out!" (Spoiler alert: they didn't.)
2. Leverage my freakin' genomic expertise to hack my own health.

Guess which one I chose? 💅

The Glow Up (Science Edition)

I dug into my DNA data as if it were a trendy mystery novel (okay, with more SNPs and less holes in plot). I learned that my body hates processed sugar and passive-aggressive people—who would've thought? 🧐

I became my own experiment. Personalized nutrition. Sleep optimization. Cutting toxic vibes and cutting toxic people. The outcome? Mental clarity sharp enough to dissect a genome and my dating life in one sitting. 🔪💘

Why You Should Follow Me?

• I am the unfiltered lovechild of data & wellness. No pseudoscience, just "show me the p-value" realness.
• I wear lab coats and leather jackets. Because why not? 🖤
• I am the "cool girl who'll happily discuss your microbiome over matcha?" vibe.

It's time to retire one-size-fits-all health advice. Let’s talk your genes, your grind, and your glow. 🧬⚡️

P.S. I still drink coffee. Because some vices are worth keeping. ☕️🔥