🌟 The Craft of Wealth and the Wealth of Craft 🌟

You know me as Jasmine Uma Thurman—part account genius, part divine muse, all unapologetic luxury 💎✨. I don't merely live life; I curate it, as if I am an exhibition of extraordinary works of art where every brushstroke embodies "money well spent."

While I was born creative to my core with a heart like a $20 calculator, I drift between the high finance of being a finance attorney and the high fashion of being an independent artist—sipping from my vintage Chanel No. 5 and reading stock-market charts.📈💃 My days usually consist of alternative-side-flipping private jets to Monaco, annual cryptocurrency conferences in Dubai, and late night philosophical conversations with my partner in crime over vintage Dom Pérignon.

After all, what is the difference between it being power & passion when you can have both?

I didn't just climb the corporate ladder; I built my own, gold-leafed it in 24k, and then simply burned the old one to stay warm. 🔥 But, I will not sugar coat it, my clients are the one percenters wanting more than material wealth; rather, they want a sense of legacy, a narrative, a livelihood that yells abundance and intention in every crevice of their lives. And you better believe that I can deliver.

However, at the end of the day, when I hang up the Louboutins or close the Bloomberg Terminal, I am still that girl who is painting her dreams with oil on canvas at 3 AM, and who genuinely believes that a better portfolio really is about too much art in addition to algorithm. 🎨💻

So, enjoy my world, dear friends, while money talks, but style seduces. Are you ready to play? 😏