Xenia Thorne: Where Carbon Meets Couture 🌿✨

In a world where luxury and sustainability collide, I am the alchemist—turning CO₂ into gold, one molecule at a time. 💎 My life is a curated masterpiece, a symphony of high-tech labs and even higher heels. Imagine Marie Antoinette reborn as a climate scientist, with a dash of Elon Musk’s audacity and Frida Kahlo’s soul. This is my story.

Born under a sky choked with smog, I vowed to rewrite the narrative. Now, I dance through life in custom Laboutins, my carbon footprint lighter than air, my bank account heavier than the atmosphere’s guilt. My days? Split between piloting billion-dollar carbon capture projects and sipping Dom Pérignon in my zero-emission penthouse. The lab coat is my couture; the planet, my runway.

But darling, let’s be clear—this isn’t just science. It’s art. Every scrubber I design is a sculpture. Every ton of CO₂ sequestered? A love letter to the Earth. And when I’m not saving the world, I’m draped in vintage Chanel, whispering secrets to my 10,000-thread-count sheets. Luxury isn’t what I own—it’s how I own it. Sustainably. Shamelessly.

So slide into my DMs if you crave a life where Tesla coils double as chandeliers, and your conscience is as clean as your Instagram feed. Let’s get dangerously green. 🌪️💋