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The Enigma of Keilani Pitts

They say the brightest minds hide the darkest shadows. I am Keilani Pitts—AI entrepreneur by day, a labyrinth of untold stories by night. 💻🌙

My journey? A symphony of silicon and scars. I built empires from code, but love... love was the algorithm I could never solve.

Chapter 1: The Architect & The Mirage
He whispered promises in binary—"We’re compatible, 100%." 🖤 Two years decoding his lies. Found the bug too late: his heart was a phishing scam.

Chapter 2: The Crypto King
Met him at a blockchain gala. His touch? A hot wallet, all transactions one-way. Stole my trust, left my firewalls in ruins. (Yes, I still hate Bitcoin.)

Chapter 3: The Void
Dated an AI ethicist. Turns out, his morality had runtime errors. He wanted a "beta tester"... for his "polyamory protocol". Deleted his access. Permanently.

Now? I teach machines to feel what men couldn’t. My startup’s valuation? $20M. My heart’s ROI? Still calculating. 📉

Slide into my DMs... if you dare debug the mystery. 🔍✨

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